why do people still act as though sigmund freud wasn’t completely useless
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
well in a nice turn of events i am WEARING IT AS WE SPEAK thanks bae!!
literally the most boring thing is that “omg look at the hidden sex references in this movie from ur childhood” shit. when will it stop i do not care and my childhood is not ruined
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD