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donutguts:

i relate to this so much

mamamantis:

why do people still act as though sigmund freud wasn’t completely useless

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

stjustice:

*thinks about kanye* *is overcome with joy*

gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

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speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

bouncingbabybrony asked: fun fact my best friend in the entire world moved 2000 kilometres away to melbourne and she saw your show and gave you a bracelet i made (it said bae. i called it a baecelet) and even though i was very far away and unable to see u i feel like we are united through stories about your performance (amazing, or so i hear) and crappy baecelets. also u took pictures of my friend lilys face. (she has an a+ face :--)

lordemusic:

well in a nice turn of events i am WEARING IT AS WE SPEAK thanks bae!!

grates:

literally the most boring thing is that “omg look at the hidden sex references in this movie from ur childhood” shit. when will it stop i do not care and my childhood is not ruined

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD